'Shiver me timbers', what's this in front of me? It's a "Daily Mass Companion" - not just that, it is a Large Print Edition.
Well I do need glasses - but I am the most non-religious person who ever lived. Does someone at 'Createspace' know this about me and wishes to do something about it?
'Naw, pal, it's just a monumental cock up.'
Well - that's life I guess.
Anyone for golf?